Happy Birthday
Brit Bar Nissim
Today your mood is: ✨ Iconic ✨
*evidence*
Charisma
Dog Whispering
Detective Brain
Friend-group Leadership
Built on a phone. Powered by vibes. Tested on iPhone 15 Pro Max energy.
Your Sims 2 Birthday Expansion Pack
Welcome, Brit. Your daily quests are ready. Completing them unlocks a totally normal reward that definitely is not suspicious.
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Psychology Main Character
Analyzes everyone’s attachment style in 0.4 seconds.
🔍
True Crime Oracle
Solves the case before the detective finishes the intro.
☕️
Friends Episode Controller
“We were on a break” — but with better analysis.
🐾
Dog Vibe Department
Dogs see you and instantly become polite citizens.
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Today’s mood booster:
You are loved. Also: you are being lured… gently.
A Few Things We Know For A Fact
- Brit Bar Nissim: certified cool, zero effort required.
- Dogs trust you. That’s basically a peer-reviewed study.
- Your brain is a ✨psychology engine✨ with a murder-mystery GPU.
- You can turn a normal hangout into a sitcom in under 2 minutes.
- Today you get to say: “it’s my birthday” and receive upgrades.
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Evidence Folder
Add more photos later if you want. For now: one iconic exhibit + placeholders.
EXHIBIT A: Birthday Legend
Drop another photo here later
Or a dog photo 🐶
Final Door
When you enter, scrolling will lock and a video will try to autoplay. If iPhone blocks it, you’ll see a big Play button.
Brit… don’t worry… it’s probably fine.